Wise Sam, Samwise - I/O letters #27
Och, it be borken. No, no you read right. Borken. If you’re computer’s been playing tiddly-winks with your sanity, type some text and send it in. No doubt Mr Rutter will be able to prescribe you something, and, if you happen to be clinically mental, you’ll receive the wunderbar Logitech MX 500 mouse. Word.